theres a fly in my house
by grangus - September 25, 2021 at 04:00 AM
#1
a series of unfortunate events have unfolded recently, one of which happens to be rather disturbing. this morning i woke up to the familiar buzzing sound of what may potentially be a common housefly. my home is an extremely clean environment & houseflies are something that i never get. this leads me to suspect that this so called "fly" may not be a fly, but instead, a government surveillance drone capable of streaming every move i make in a resolution of 1080p to my neighbor, who i suspect is working with the cia on a case to throw me(an innocent, charming young man) in jail. i have yet to capture or reverse engineer the "fly", but im working on a plan to do so. i have left my fan on blowing away from my door so it cant get in my room. i am also attempting to avoid doing anything that could make me appear suspicious. things such as getting near my cleaning chemicals, abstaining from furry porn, or walking into the back room where i store my explosives. im in dire need of help from the members of raidforums. any ideas to help me eliminate this threat would be appreciated
#2
If the fly seems to be targeting you and your room specifically rather than the rest of your household
is most likely due to your parents keeping the most portions of the home very clean while you fail
to do so with your own room. The ungodly stench of Cum stained socks that walk on their own,
clothes slept in and worn on a day to day basis, a fucking pillow that sounds like a salad crouton;
a piss ton of snot-rags lookin like D-Day barricades on your carpet followed by
empty ass trash cans along with a lack of ambition to lose weight in order to complete simple life tasks
may be to blame for this spooky intruder.

In the rare instance of braindamage being far too superior and you truly believe something
far more sinister to be at large I would suggest tightening your Tin-Foil hat along with double
layering that sum bitch to prevent the Fly from tracking you, be sure to cut a chunk of hair off
and place it outside to lure the fly away as the wind takes it.

If all else fails and you are truly defeated by this menace then there is only ONE
course of action left to take.
Pm https://raidforums.com/user-moot for a $5 loan to buy an electric tennis racket/
#3
(September 25, 2021 at 04:32 AM)Split10 Wrote: Cum stained socks that walk on their own

so that was what i saw walking around on my floor last night.....
#4
The fly is a very cute pet they react very quickly, it's not easy to catch it by hand
#5
I guess a one room mud hut could be considered a house
#6
[Image: puxVlhw.png]

they are cumming

[insert random text ffs]
#7
(September 25, 2021 at 10:13 PM)SpotnikSignal Wrote: [Image: puxVlhw.png]

they are cumming

[insert random text ffs]

THIS is EXACTLY why we need to stop 5G.
#8
(September 25, 2021 at 04:32 AM)Split10 Wrote: If the fly seems to be targeting you and your room specifically rather than the rest of your household
is most likely due to your parents keeping the most portions of the home very clean while you fail
to do so with your own room. The ungodly stench of Cum stained socks that walk on their own,
clothes slept in and worn on a day to day basis, a fucking pillow that sounds like a salad crouton;
a piss ton of snot-rags lookin like D-Day barricades on your carpet followed by
empty ass trash cans along with a lack of ambition to lose weight in order to complete simple life tasks
may be to blame for this spooky intruder.

In the rare instance of braindamage being far too superior and you truly believe something
far more sinister to be at large I would suggest tightening your Tin-Foil hat along with double
layering that sum bitch to prevent the Fly from tracking you, be sure to cut a chunk of hair off
and place it outside to lure the fly away as the wind takes it.

If all else fails and you are truly defeated by this menace then there is only ONE
course of action left to take.
Pm https://raidforums.com/user-moot for a $5 loan to buy an electric tennis racket/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utility_fog 
"rebuttal to I , 'thats only future predictions' 
Note: (1993) 
Note: 1996
Note: 2001(2).
being scared of a fly is preferable, yes i have had them in my room and I'm glad. i prefer that over earlier methods. they know I don't care.
Nasa has to answer any questions that each ask from the member public:
answer: nano - scale  having stated 1KB cpu processing units & 2MB of storage. I tend to remember YOUTUBE PUBLIC video information from the 'some of the most intelligent people on this planet'
i am GLAD that they are using micro drones instead and made a change for the GOOD. a relief !! I thank them for scaling it more humanitarian. do your study on wikipedia for 
wikipedia
metamaterial
nano carbon
carbon nano 'sheets'
quasi crystals
if you resort to retorts like 'tin foiler'. then your the 1st to study this. then have a lot of catching up to do when this stuff is open public already.

just learn how to clap your hands and smash em. many 'dry bugs' - they had no 'bug juice' and would simply crumble into crystal-like particles, put them in ziplocks for the trash study to check they dont know that i have statues that can see them around the yards that i keep tabs on, one of them is a flying statue that can move, the other is nothing. dont plan on letting any one know the next is going to levitate.
also there is many benefits to these dry bugs that you would not have guessed
free computing power testing when you purchase microscopes and the nano clamp readers. try that out and have fun testing the things on nano tool equipment. just go to amazon. you should be buying all your shopping from amazon. (wallmart is pretty cool for other things like lawn and garden or sports)
#9
(September 30, 2021 at 12:31 PM)FishTangeloSushi Wrote:
(September 25, 2021 at 04:32 AM)Split10 Wrote: If the fly seems to be targeting you and your room specifically rather than the rest of your household
is most likely due to your parents keeping the most portions of the home very clean while you fail
to do so with your own room. The ungodly stench of Cum stained socks that walk on their own,
clothes slept in and worn on a day to day basis, a fucking pillow that sounds like a salad crouton;
a piss ton of snot-rags lookin like D-Day barricades on your carpet followed by
empty ass trash cans along with a lack of ambition to lose weight in order to complete simple life tasks
may be to blame for this spooky intruder.

In the rare instance of braindamage being far too superior and you truly believe something
far more sinister to be at large I would suggest tightening your Tin-Foil hat along with double
layering that sum bitch to prevent the Fly from tracking you, be sure to cut a chunk of hair off
and place it outside to lure the fly away as the wind takes it.

If all else fails and you are truly defeated by this menace then there is only ONE
course of action left to take.
Pm https://raidforums.com/user-moot for a $5 loan to buy an electric tennis racket/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utility_fog 
"rebuttal to I , 'thats only future predictions' 
Note: (1993) 
Note: 1996
Note: 2001(2).
being scared of a fly is preferable, yes i have had them in my room and I'm glad. i prefer that over earlier methods. they know I don't care.
Nasa has to answer any questions that each ask from the member public:
answer: nano - scale  having stated 1KB cpu processing units & 2MB of storage. I tend to remember YOUTUBE PUBLIC video information from the 'some of the most intelligent people on this planet'
i am GLAD that they are using micro drones instead and made a change for the GOOD. a relief !! I thank them for scaling it more humanitarian. do your study on wikipedia for 
wikipedia
metamaterial
nano carbon
carbon nano 'sheets'
quasi crystals
if you resort to retorts like 'tin foiler'. then your the 1st to study this. then have a lot of catching up to do when this stuff is open public already.

just learn how to clap your hands and smash em. many 'dry bugs' - they had no 'bug juice' and would simply crumble into crystal-like particles, put them in ziplocks for the trash study to check they dont know that i have statues that can see them around the yards that i keep tabs on, one of them is a flying statue that can move, the other is nothing. dont plan on letting any one know the next is going to levitate.
also there is many benefits to these dry bugs that you would not have guessed
free computing power testing when you purchase microscopes and the nano clamp readers. try that out and have fun testing the things on nano tool equipment. just go to amazon. you should be buying all your shopping from amazon. (wallmart is pretty cool for other things like lawn and garden or sports)

Nigger what? 100% this retard is @Alpaca or sum shit
#10
I'm afraid to hear such a buzz every day :(
#11
Why are you not off-grid Mr. McFly...

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