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What pet should i get ?
#13
A nigger a fucking nigger slave. TBH I really dont fucking care what u get now FUCK oFF
#14
Dogs are the only pet
#15
(12-02-2018, 02:01 AM)BoringApe Wrote:  
(12-01-2018, 01:24 PM)Ravioli Wrote:  This, it's a fish that can swim up your peehole.
Pet + extra benefits.

Nonsense, that picture is a sea lamprey (Petromyzon marinus) and the peehole fish is the candiru (Vandellia cirrhosa).

Who says a lamprey can't swim up your peehole?
#16
(12-02-2018, 01:23 PM)Ravioli Wrote:  
(12-02-2018, 02:01 AM)BoringApe Wrote:  
(12-01-2018, 01:24 PM)Ravioli Wrote:  This, it's a fish that can swim up your peehole.
Pet + extra benefits.

Nonsense, that picture is a sea lamprey (Petromyzon marinus) and the peehole fish is the candiru (Vandellia cirrhosa).

Who says a lamprey can't swim up your peehole?

Jesus

[Image: Sea_lamprey_on_brown_trout_flipped.jpg]
#17
(12-02-2018, 02:49 PM)BoringApe Wrote:  
(12-02-2018, 01:23 PM)Ravioli Wrote:  
(12-02-2018, 02:01 AM)BoringApe Wrote:  
(12-01-2018, 01:24 PM)Ravioli Wrote:  This, it's a fish that can swim up your peehole.
Pet + extra benefits.

Nonsense, that picture is a sea lamprey (Petromyzon marinus) and the peehole fish is the candiru (Vandellia cirrhosa).

Who says a lamprey can't swim up your peehole?

Jesus

[Image: Sea_lamprey_on_brown_trout_flipped.jpg]

I know all about the sea lamprey.
Did you know when you spit in a bucket of water with a sea lamprey, he starts to freak out? No joke.
#18
Just grab the pet from your neighbor.
#19
I recommend a dog, its your best friend :-)
#20
Cat, because dogs are loyally dumb.
You need to conquer a cat friendship. If you kick a dog and call him back, he'll come running back totally happy. A cat is totally the opposite, you probably won't be able to come near to him for a long time, he needs to trust you again.
#21
Dog is God backwards, get a God
#22
(12-01-2018, 03:55 PM)MISHE1986 Wrote:  Pet rock with googly eyes
Clean bathroom, no water/food maintenance, VERY loyal, makes a good house defense, etc.

Good house defense when you throw it at an intruder's head?
#23
(12-02-2018, 03:47 PM)Ravioli Wrote:  
(12-02-2018, 02:49 PM)BoringApe Wrote:  
(12-02-2018, 01:23 PM)Ravioli Wrote:  
(12-02-2018, 02:01 AM)BoringApe Wrote:  
(12-01-2018, 01:24 PM)Ravioli Wrote:  This, it's a fish that can swim up your peehole.
Pet + extra benefits.

Nonsense, that picture is a sea lamprey (Petromyzon marinus) and the peehole fish is the candiru (Vandellia cirrhosa).

Who says a lamprey can't swim up your peehole?

Jesus

I know all about the sea lamprey.
Did you know when you spit in a bucket of water with a sea lamprey, he starts to freak out? No joke.

I know but I don't know why. Scientists have been working on sea lamprey repellents for a long time because it is considered an invasive species in some areas.

#24
(12-04-2018, 12:36 AM)BoringApe Wrote:  
(12-02-2018, 03:47 PM)Ravioli Wrote:  
(12-02-2018, 02:49 PM)BoringApe Wrote:  
(12-02-2018, 01:23 PM)Ravioli Wrote:  
(12-02-2018, 02:01 AM)BoringApe Wrote:  Nonsense, that picture is a sea lamprey (Petromyzon marinus) and the peehole fish is the candiru (Vandellia cirrhosa).

Who says a lamprey can't swim up your peehole?

Jesus

I know all about the sea lamprey.
Did you know when you spit in a bucket of water with a sea lamprey, he starts to freak out? No joke.

I know but I don't know why. Scientists have been working on sea lamprey repellents for a long time because it is considered an invasive species in some areas.


They should try showing them your moms vaegenene.
 


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