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Wake me up inside
#1
I already posted this in SB earlier but for those who haven't read it, here's my social blunder.

YESTERDAY:
I received a phone call from a sibling. Apparently, my niece was going through a religious sacrament soon, and I was invited to the after-party.
I didn't really want to seem like I was avoiding anyone so I replied with 's-sure, when should I be there?'
It was set for around 7 P.M, considering that my niece was 8, and was going through the Catholic ritual 1st Communion.

I ended up driving about an hour and a half to where my sister lived, worrying that I was going to fuck something up for literally the entire duration of the trip.


(Pretty normal so far)

I showed up a little after the party started, so it was pretty easy to blend in.
I hadn't seen most of the people there in a long time, so avoiding conversation wasn't that hard
I stayed somewhat close to the restroom, reading an article about schizophrenia on Wikipedia just to be doing something.

Eventually, someone motioned for me to rejoin, "the festivities."
Once again, to avoid seeming like a douche, I walked back in.

There was a food table, and I was pretty hungry, but I still ended up waiting for someone else to grab something before I did.
Someone grabbed a cracker, so I did the same.
I took ONLY ONE cracker and ONE slice of cheese.
>Begin2eatcracker.avi
Whilst eating said cracker, I fucking sneezed.
Ended up spitting cracker shit all over my shirt.
>Whylive.png
I muttered half of an apology ("Sorry, I d-didn't mean to...") and began looking for a towel.
>NOFUCKINGTOWELS.JPG
I ended up just fucking leaving
But I didn't want to make the drive back yet, so I kept walking passed my car
I saw some of those teenagers that are usually out talking really loudly and walking nowhere in particular around 8pm-ish

So I'm thinking
>Maybe I should hide somewhere, I have fucking cracker all over me
But no, that would be weird as fuck
so
>maybe they wont notice

I kept walking towards them, hoping that no one would notice
>theydid

Two seconds later:

"NICE SHIRT FAGGOT"
>laughter



I still haven't hanged myself but I swear to fuck it's going to happen.

E N D M Y M I S E R Y
#2
Hew hew hew
Git fucked fgt
#3
Why didn't you just...clean your shirt
#4
Could of just brushed it off you fat african coon, Fucking should of insulted them back
#5
(05-02-2016, 11:12 AM)xmeZY Wrote:  Could of just brushed it off you fat african coon, Fucking should of insulted them back

Oh goodness no hawk is far too sensitive for that
#6
is this ur shit excuse for why u haven't helped with small forums
#7
rip

well, you couldve just cleaned it off.
#8
(05-02-2016, 11:09 AM)thesecretjew Wrote:  Why didn't you just...clean your shirt

Didn't want to get regurgitated cracker on muh hands.
#9
nigga can u like be a normal human and wipe crumbs off your shirt (
Ban reason: Posting ip logger in sb.
https://i.imgur.com/ckb5JSp.jpg (Permanent)
#10
(05-02-2016, 09:14 PM)coocoolio Wrote:  
nigga can u like be a normal human and wipe crumbs off your shirt (

Mashed up cracker though

Not just crumbs n shit

I was about to swallow but then sneezed

kms
#11
(05-02-2016, 09:16 PM)Hawk Wrote:  
(05-02-2016, 09:14 PM)coocoolio Wrote:  
nigga can u like be a normal human and wipe crumbs off your shirt (

Mashed up cracker though

Not just crumbs n shit

I was about to swallow but then sneezed

kms

you can still wipe that shit off nigga wtf
#12
(05-02-2016, 09:20 PM)12392 Wrote:  
(05-02-2016, 09:16 PM)Hawk Wrote:  
(05-02-2016, 09:14 PM)coocoolio Wrote:  
nigga can u like be a normal human and wipe crumbs off your shirt (

Mashed up cracker though

Not just crumbs n shit

I was about to swallow but then sneezed

kms

you can still wipe that shit off nigga wtf

But you get it on your hands n shit
Honestly it was just awkward as fuck so I left


wewlad
 


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