I sexually identify as a banana
#1
I sexually Identify as a banana. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of sitting on the counter rotting while no one eats me and I secretly plot to kill them via potassium. People say to me that a person being a banana is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a fruit surgeon install a banana peel, that stringy shit that is on bananas, and a sticker that is on every banana on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Banna" and respect my right to banana marriage. If you can’t accept me you’re a bananphobe and need to check your fruit privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
#2
(04-28-2015, 04:19 AM)AlphaMosen Wrote:  I sexually Identify as a banana. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of sitting on the counter rotting while no one eats me and I secretly plot to kill them via potassium. People say to me that a person being a banana is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a fruit surgeon install a banana peel, that stringy shit that is on bananas, and a sticker that is on every banana on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Banna" and respect my right to banana marriage. If you can’t accept me you’re a bananphobe and need to check your fruit privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.


I love flying over the potassium filled fields
#3
This is Perfection, well done.
#4
would you mind if i borrowed this to say to my councilor at work...

Edited - It Didnt work.... I Still have to work tomorrow
#5
how the fuck do you become a banana? you're fucking retarded
#6
(04-28-2015, 10:49 PM)topkkekm8 Wrote:  how the fuck do you become a banana? you're fucking retarded

I don't care, I am beautiful. You are just a bananaphobe.
#7
This is inspirational. I will now become a banana when I grow up. Thank you AlphaMosen
#8
All this banana phobia makes me sick
#9
Thanks man, I fucking love this 
#10
im so confused about this bannananan
#11
This is so inspirational, I am now thinking of coming out about my true sexuality; an apple.
#12
ok that's cool
 


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