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Hi
#1
Tongue 
Hello my name is apache and I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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#2
Tongue 
Welcome @fuckbitchesgetmoney To Raid Forums...
Make sure to read the rules and have fun.

@Predator
#3
That's... nice. Whatever you just said, I bet it was something nice.

Welcome, ... he.. uh.. attack helicopter. I guess.
 




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