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Bleach Help,
#1
People told me to kill myself many times using bleach, so i bought bleach.
I tried looking for the instruction in the back, followed it but im not dead although my shirts are now pink and not white.

Someone please tell me the exact steps to kill myself using bleach?
If you can please show a demonstration of you doing it on video so i can follow it.

-Thanks ImGay
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#2
when someone makes a thread about killing them selves we take it as a serious thing...well i do. So the most efficient way of doing it would be to die of old age.
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#3
Step 1 - Toaster
Step 2 - Bath
Step 3 - Fill Bath with water, get in, and drop plugged in toasted in the bath
Step 4 - ? ? ?
Step 5 - Profit
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#4
Since you are gay:

1. Get a tampon from your mom.
2. Soak the tampon in bleach
3. Lube up your ass (maybe not necessary since you are gay)
4. Stick tampon in ass
5. God speed to you.
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#5
(10-07-2015, 08:08 PM)TheBabyBlendeR Wrote:  when someone makes a thread about killing them selves we take it as a serious thing...well i do. So the most efficient way of doing it would be to die of old age.

Not a hipster, die of old age is soo vintage.
Im a kid from the future, i don't wanna die the classic way bruh,

(10-07-2015, 08:09 PM)YUSoMad Wrote:  Step 1 - Toaster
Step 2 - Bath
Step 3 - Fill Bath with water, get in, and drop plugged in toasted in the bath
Step 4 - ? ? ?
Step 5 - Profit

Where does the bleach come?

(10-07-2015, 08:09 PM)YUSoMad Wrote:  Step 1 - Toaster
Step 2 - Bath
Step 3 - Fill Bath with water, get in, and drop plugged in toasted in the bath
Step 4 - ? ? ?
Step 5 - Profit

so where/when do i use bleach?
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#6
(10-07-2015, 08:10 PM)ImGay Wrote:  
(10-07-2015, 08:08 PM)TheBabyBlendeR Wrote:  when someone makes a thread about killing them selves we take it as a serious thing...well i do. So the most efficient way of doing it would be to die of old age.

Not a hipster, die of old age is soo vintage.
Im a kid from the future, i don't wanna die the classic way bruh,
Just chug the bleach. Then you can officially join the Amanda Todd Squad (ATS)

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(10-07-2015, 08:09 PM)YUSoMad Wrote:  Step 1 - Toaster
Step 2 - Bath
Step 3 - Fill Bath with water, get in, and drop plugged in toasted in the bath
Step 4 - ? ? ?
Step 5 - Profit

Doesn't work m8! Tried it.

This thing, earth leak protection, shuts down the power. You only get a ZAP! Maybe if some spic installed your electricty it could work...

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#8
Try Drinking 10 Gallons of the stuff in one sitting. Inject it into your body any way you can and just keep doing it till theirs none left. It twill work.  After ingesting a large amount of bleach, your mouth and esophagus will feel as though they are burning. Bleeding may also occur. Once in the stomach, intense nausea may develop. This nausea is usually followed by vomiting. Additional symptoms include watery eyes and blurred vision. Than your internal organs will shut down and you will die. If this does not work than kek yourself with a dildo
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#9
im usually fucking cancerous but im gonna be a Normie.Dont kill youreself.
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#10
(10-08-2015, 01:44 AM)C4N彡 Wrote:  im usually fucking cancerous but im gonna be a Normie.Dont kill youreself.

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